this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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