yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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