if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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