You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
