i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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