Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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