fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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