Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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