You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Actions speak louder than pants.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
