we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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