I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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