So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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