There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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