He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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