if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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