piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I am available for nakedness
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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