Do you still have your period?
oh god the rape fog is back!
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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