smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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