thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
false alarm. still invincible.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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