Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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