just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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