Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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