We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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