me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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