this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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