so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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