So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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