I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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