I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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