Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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