3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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