I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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