Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
If I had your ass I would rule the world
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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