Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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