In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
