Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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