I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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