If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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