We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize