I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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