IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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