Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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