so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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