How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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