Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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