Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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