love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Small penises have feelings too.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
this is an emotional support booty call
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