So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
What a dumb baby whore.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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