dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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