sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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