How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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