He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So vagazzling was a success
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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