if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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