BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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