He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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