It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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