Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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