People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
